Adam And Eve In Egypt?

But, in a way, the details of these mythical crimes are less important than the simple fact that the name of Adam and Eve’s third and favourite son, Seth, was feared and loathed in Egyptian mythology as the world’s first master criminal!

… Thus the Bible emerges not just as a myth about creation and humanity’s relationship with God, but also as a deeper mythologised history of the world’s oldest organised-crime family.

Am I supposed to believe that Adam and Eve started an organised crime gang like the Mafia? I want to say that’s ridiculous, but I suppose it kind of makes sense in a way, what I’m hearing, with cannibal Neanderthals, and with the evil DNS running everything. It makes more sense to me than everything being made in six days, anyway, I mean what about the dinosaurs going extinct and all that?

Anyway, I never really believed the blue-eyed blonde pictures of an English looking Adam and Eve petting lambs and lions in a perfect tropical garden. There’d have to be spiders and mosquitoes too, and poo. And they wouldn’t have looked all English either. They’d be brown, like in this film, like me. The things in the film are so new and so strange though, it turns everything completely upside down; it’s so different from the usual fluffy story we’re given. Hah! Just my luck!